Vitamin B12: VITAMINS OF THE VOID
TL;DR: Vitamin B12 comes from anaerobic lil zombie organisms and without it you fall apart, so it’s in PRELIXIR. Also it’s fun to freak out your friends by referring to meat and dairy as “fleshes and creams of beasts”, try it! Have an epic day, my friends.
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Vitamin B12 does not come from plants, nor animals. It is FOUND in animals, however our Vitamin B12, which comes in the form of cyanacobalamin, is not sourced from any living thing… well not living by OUR mortal standards. Vitamin B12 is produced by anaerobic microorganisms which are found in the guts of living creatures. Since it only is found in small amounts in animal products it can be easy to become vitamin B12 deficient, especially if a given barbarian chooses not to consume the flesh or creams of beasts. Sorry, I just love saying it like that, “the fleshes and creams of beasts”, try it out on your friends and neighbors, they will also be grossed out and that is fun. But I digress…
Vitamin B12 deficiency can have serious effects, including: fatigue, lethargy, depression, breathlessness, poor memory, even symptoms of mania and psychosis, and we don’t mean the good fun berserker rage kind. So we put it in PRELIXIR for these obvious reasons.
…but also I just like thinking about the fact that these little things that make B12 don’t even breathe. I like to think about how weird that is, how otherworldly. Almost alien. As if they were creatures of THE VOID. I imagine B12 as a mystical, unholy byproduct of the dark realms between realms, an energy of eldritch, cyclopean power which should ne’er be handled by the likes of men and YET… HERE WE ARE! Toying with the very building blocks of the cosmos, putting B12 into PRELIXIR like MAD WIZARDS DRUNK on the POWER of GODS, high upon our CRUEL, INKY towers, THREATENING TO TEAR THE FABRIC OF REALITY APART AT THE VERY SEAMS!!!! Anyway use promo code “TRYD20” at check out for 30 percent off your first purchase of PRELIXIR.