“Ya know, Callus, somethin’ about standin’ next to their bones really makes you wonder how folks ever kept ‘em as pets. I mean, look at these teeth! By Grimgore’s frazzled beard, they’re bigger than we are! And a diet of gold? In this economy? Yer havin’ a laugh!” - an insightful remark on history from the infamous dwarven ‘adventurer’ and skypirate Boris ‘Those Aren’t Mine, Mister Guard Man Sir” Thunderfilcher.