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    SUPPLEMENTS FOR GAMERS, NERDS, & WARRIORS

    BEFORE BATTLE

    DRINK THIS FOR INSANE AND APPROPRIATE MOTIVATIONAL FEELINGS. CRUSH YOUR PRs, SEE GOALS DRIVEN BEFORE YOU, AND HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF YOUR MUSCLES

    $59.99
    AFTER BATTLE

    DRINK THIS TO GROW STRONGER, AND BECAUSE HUGGING BEARS IS A SPORT, AND BECAUSE STRONG PEOPLE ARE HARDER TO KILL THAN WEAK PEOPLE

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    BEFORE YOU GAME

    TAKE THIS TO KEEP CALM UNDER PRESSURE AND MAKE BETTER DECISIONS. THERE IS A BRIDGE BETWEEN THE TWO HALVES OF OUR BRAIN AND THIS IS FOR THE TROLL THAT LIVES UNDER IT

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    AFTER YOU GAME

    DRINK THIS TO FALL ASLEEP FASTER AND MORE EFFICIENTLY. BLUELIGHT INSOMNIA IS A THING AND SLEEP IS THE WARRIOR'S MEDICINE. SO WE MADE THIS THING FOR THAT THING

    $59.99

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